Actually this was a thread in February and I already translated half of it before. I was expecting it will be translated and published in Minus Kakugo but unfortunately it's not. Maybe it's because this is not an important thread (lol)... or the translator just wanted to pick up another interesting and important threads rather than this one. But I did still hope they would translate it. I waited one month but still no translation in the blogspot, so I made up my mind that I will post my translation here.
This is a funny thread I think, since I'm a biggest fan of RPG. Really. And if you likes RPG too, this will be really amusing~! ^w^)/
Now, grab your chips and enjoy the talk from the fans if Johnny's was a RPG Game! (lol) You can use this as your fanfic material or something to imagine, it's totally cool!
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1. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:12:56 +471 -18
SMAP will using Blue Lightning (Aoi Inazuma) magic!
[Aoi Inazuma is one of SMAP's song XD]
2. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:14:05 [通報] +746 -7
TS, you just want to say that right? (lol)
3. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:14:36 [通報] +580 -4
Defeated in the first round
Can't be helped, the small bos, Kondo Masahiko!
5. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:15:31 [通報] +434 -7
Last boss is Marry-san!
6. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:15:39 [通報] +643 -1
KAT-TUN mode is already clear...
9. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:16:00 [通報] +650 -8
Kamenashi, his life always on the edge.
[This girl take it from Kat-tun's Real Face lyrics; Giri giri de itsumo ikiteiku, lol]
10. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:16:25 [通報] +771 -7
If TOKIO don't have money to stay in the inn...
They will build the inn themsleves
And produce their own armor and weapon
11. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:01 [通報] +403 -17
Arashi wandering in the middle of storm (lol)
12. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:17 [通報] +425 -7
TOKIO "From what level we will make? From JAVA development?"
14. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:41 [通報] +390 -4
Comrades missing one by one...
It can't proceed to the next game...
Too edge to life [she's still using that 'Giri giri lyrics' lol]
16. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:21 [通報] +217 -63
Kusanagi's equipment = naked
19. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:29 [通報] +479 -3
Nagase can't use magic
He's in physical game
21. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:41 [通報] +302 -9
KAT-TUN's doesn't have enough person to party
They can't go out for an adventure (lol)
23. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:19:02 [通報] +548 -6
~TOKIO's party~
Kokubun Taichi = Healing magic
Matsuoka Masahiro = Fire Swords
Nagase Tomoya = Bow
Joshima Shigeru = Farmer (Hoe)
Yamaguchi Tatsuya = Bare Hands
24. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:19:24 [通報] +259 -2
TOKIO's Leader is a sorcerer of the forest...
30. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:20:42 [通報] +309 -4
TOKIO is, the protagonist who was born and raised in shops; like clothes shops, etc...
and the shop sold many handmande things.
31. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:20:49 [通報] +313 -14
SMAP, all 5 person, can use skill "FIVE RESPECT"
And it triggers all the status UP!
※If it's with other party; SMAP3＋Arashi2, they can't use it.
33. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:04 [通報] +357 -4
Can't be helped, after doing a stupid thing, Maruyama get attacked by the monster!
34. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:05 [通報] +343 -4
TOKIO and Arashi always act in 5 person.
V6 can be divided into Tonisen and Kamisen. And also, Kamisen (mainly Miyake) might run out of control (lol)
35. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:21 [通報] +369 -2
After Mary, as the princess, was kidnaped, Matchy doesn't have any motivation anymore.
43. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:23:00 [通報] +602 -7
The default costume is all see-through
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52. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:25:46 [通報] +396 -4
Matsuko [Deluxe] is stopping them in the village!
He only gives hint to Murakami..
53. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:25:51 [通報] +266 -6
If you put Murakami in the party, the boss Matsuko will come out!
57. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:27:03 [通報] +296 -1
Sometimes, "YOU are so slow, so slow!" a misterious echo can be heard...
62. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:27:45 [通報] +228 -2
>>53
Since the one in Johnny's that Matsuko like the most is Matsuoka. Then Boss-Matsuko will take on Matsuoka.
After Matsuoka, he will take Murakami and Ninomiya.
64. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:29:29 [通報] +224 -2
This topic is hilarious!
65. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:29:45 [通報] +256 -9
Koichi → use fire-magic attribute
Tsuyoshi → use water-magic attribute
If you want to level up, then they should cast the magic of two people.
[COUGH, WHAT, WHY?! BUT YEAH~! <3 lol]
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68. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:30:54 [通報] +459 -1
A monster will be paused if heard Nakai singing (lol)
76. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:33:52 [通報] +245 -8
In Arashi's party, Nino is in charge.
The other four will always saying, "what should we do?! What should we do?!" (lol)
79. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:38:04 [通報] +255 -9
When NEWS member are talking
ONE OK ROCK's music begins to flow
And if they continue talking, Shinichi Mori appeared...
[If you don't know, Shinichi Mori is TAKA's father, lol]
98. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:49:56 [通報] +243 -3
If Ohno and Nakai met, they always quarrel
106. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:52:07 [通報] +162 -2
~Please choose a weapon~
Tegomass
A.B.C.-Z
Arashi
KAT-TUN
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113. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:53:25 [通報] +130 -4
>>106
Sexy Zone
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119. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:55:43 [通報] +99 -1
Matchy = cheat mode
All small monster surrender themselves and a lot of weapons will be fallen.
However, your comrades's HP and MP will be absorbed by him.
127. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:59:20 [通報] +102 -5
>>106
Johnny's WEST' Banana too!
Please treat us well~
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128. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:00:38 [通報] +244 -3
Kisumai using roller skate to moving fast.
129. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:01:08 [通報] +254 -5
Kinki have wings on their back (Boku no Senaka ni wa Hane ga Aru)
[NICE HAHAHA XD]
131. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:01:32 [通報] +251 -3
V6 will dancing in a circle (Wa ni Natte Odorou)
[OMG LOL]
147. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:08:25 [通報] +259 -3
Tsuyoshi, MatsuJun, Kamenashi, Yamada; if they're in one party
It will become Easy Mode
[KINDAICHI TEAM~! XD]
148. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:09:20 [通報] +211 -3
TOKIO will make a town and Freeter-Ninomiya will buy a house
[HAHAHAHAHAH!! This is too much XD (lol)]
153. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:14:03 [通報] +206 -4
It's bad! If you crossed party between SMAP and Kinki
They will stuck!
Like this? (lol)
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165. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:20:14 [通報] +131 -5
If you use Tsuyoshi, somehow you automatically could track Koichi (lol)
Tsuyoshi can transform into White Dragon or nice funky person...
and caught Koichi that still flying (lol)
[OMG LOL, I get Tsuyoshi's but Koichi is flying?! SHOCK-material? lol]
167. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:23:36 [通報] +181 -6
Kanjani8 if they using the spell well, they turn into Eight Ranger
And when wrong, they will become a girl version (lol)
170. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:28:37 [通報] +44 -9
~SMAP~
Nakai = Wizard (Magic Attack)
Kimura = Heroes (Long Sword)
Inagaki = Magician (Recovery Magic)
Kusanagi = Raver (Auxiliary Magic)
Shingo = Martial Arts (Axe)
~TOKIO~
Joshima = Sorcerer
Yamaguchi = Martial Arts (Hammer)
Kokubun = Raver
Matsuoka = Assassin
Nagase = Heroes
174. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:32:54 [通報] +123 -6
~V6~
Sakamoto = Swordsman
Nagano = Sorcerer
Inohara = Summoner
Morita = Shaman
Miyake = Raver
Okada = Martial Arts (bare hands)
~Kinki Kids~
Koichi = Magic Swordsman (attack)
Tsuyoshi = Summoner
176. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:35:32 [通報] +50 -18
~Arashi~
Ohno = Martial Arts (Apprentice)
Matsumoto = Heroes
Sakurai = Sorcerers
Aiba = Raver
Ninomiya = Shaman
~TakiTsuba~
Takizawa = Heroes
Tsubasa = Assassin
190. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:46:24 [通報] +112 -1
If it's GAME OVER, don't worry...
EE JANAIKA♪ EE JANAIKA♪
By Johnny's West (lol)
Sorry it's so messed up (lol)
And atually, a little nice pic here~
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(Mabo... is that you?! XD)
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(Kanjani8's RPG will be like this~)
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(Hell, Koichi looks so strong if it's like this. I might use him if Johnny's really make the game lol)
(Just ignore my words below if you don't know anything about RPG, really, lol)
And for meee~ yeah, I don't know why but I think Koichi's ATK, AGI and DEX are really high. For Tsuyoshi, as he's a magic-user type, his MAG, MGDEF and INT are higher than others. And if you put them together, it will be really great. Koichi's short type and Tsuyoshi long/supporting type. Omg. That's best combination ever. And if I should choose the other as a party, then I pick Matsuoka or Tsubasa since they are an assassin... Now, I've just realized there's no long-bow type here and a defender... ah, Yamaguchi and Okada looks like they have a high DEF and VIT so maybe I'll pick one of them too. And also! This is basically just my opinion though. And maybe a little bit biased so it looks like I making Kinki Kids as a gary-sue character. But hey! Some people in the threads said the same too, so I think I'm not the only one who think that Kinki is a strong character.
Ok, now Koichi is a swordsman. But He also can use magic. Not as strong as a wizard or other magic-user but still. He has magic attribute in his weapon. And as for Tsuyoshi... not only have magic to attack, but he also can use healing magic... and can summon some monster too... Now look at both of them. If they are put together... strong enough to kill monster just two of them, because we don't need supporter here. Tsuyoshi can heal and Koichi's attack is great. Tsuyoshi magic is also counted as attack too. Wow. Such a great combination don't you think?
If it's compared to TakiTsuba combination... no, both of them are "Attack" type. If one of them get hurt, you will lose many HP-potion to just kill a boss, don't you think? And yeah~ that's why I said Kinki Kids is strong. Just two of them is enough to clear the game. Aaah, I hope I can make RPG game one day. Impossible though since I'm not a programmer :"))
Pardon me, friends. I'm so into game actually (lol). Ahard gamer... and yeah, you can said that I'm Koichi and Nino type of person if it's about game. Really. And my tension is up if something like this come up (lol)
I know I'm weird. I know I'm a freak gamer. Alright. Just ignore this post if you hate me TwT)/
I feel bad that if some of the Johnny's group aren't there. The one who always come up are TOKIO. For younger group, I think they were talking about it there, but I'm not in the mood to translate them (lol) sorry... orz
You can check yourself...
Last but least, here's the SOURCE
Sorry for bothering you with this post (lol)
I feel so bad posting this kind of thing since my gamer side will come up to the surface :"D
Have a good day~
Mikurira
This is a funny thread I think, since I'm a biggest fan of RPG. Really. And if you likes RPG too, this will be really amusing~! ^w^)/
Now, grab your chips and enjoy the talk from the fans if Johnny's was a RPG Game! (lol) You can use this as your fanfic material or something to imagine, it's totally cool!
If Johnny's Become RPG-Game!
1. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:12:56 +471 -18
SMAP will using Blue Lightning (Aoi Inazuma) magic!
[Aoi Inazuma is one of SMAP's song XD]
2. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:14:05 [通報] +746 -7
TS, you just want to say that right? (lol)
3. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:14:36 [通報] +580 -4
Defeated in the first round
Can't be helped, the small bos, Kondo Masahiko!
5. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:15:31 [通報] +434 -7
Last boss is Marry-san!
6. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:15:39 [通報] +643 -1
KAT-TUN mode is already clear...
9. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:16:00 [通報] +650 -8
Kamenashi, his life always on the edge.
[This girl take it from Kat-tun's Real Face lyrics; Giri giri de itsumo ikiteiku, lol]
10. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:16:25 [通報] +771 -7
If TOKIO don't have money to stay in the inn...
They will build the inn themsleves
And produce their own armor and weapon
11. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:01 [通報] +403 -17
Arashi wandering in the middle of storm (lol)
12. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:17 [通報] +425 -7
TOKIO "From what level we will make? From JAVA development?"
14. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:17:41 [通報] +390 -4
Comrades missing one by one...
It can't proceed to the next game...
Too edge to life [she's still using that 'Giri giri lyrics' lol]
16. Anonymous 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:21 [通報] +217 -63
Kusanagi's equipment = naked
19. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:29 [通報] +479 -3
Nagase can't use magic
He's in physical game
21. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:18:41 [通報] +302 -9
KAT-TUN's doesn't have enough person to party
They can't go out for an adventure (lol)
23. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:19:02 [通報] +548 -6
~TOKIO's party~
Kokubun Taichi = Healing magic
Matsuoka Masahiro = Fire Swords
Nagase Tomoya = Bow
Joshima Shigeru = Farmer (Hoe)
Yamaguchi Tatsuya = Bare Hands
24. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:19:24 [通報] +259 -2
TOKIO's Leader is a sorcerer of the forest...
30. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:20:42 [通報] +309 -4
TOKIO is, the protagonist who was born and raised in shops; like clothes shops, etc...
and the shop sold many handmande things.
31. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:20:49 [通報] +313 -14
SMAP, all 5 person, can use skill "FIVE RESPECT"
And it triggers all the status UP!
※If it's with other party; SMAP3＋Arashi2, they can't use it.
33. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:04 [通報] +357 -4
Can't be helped, after doing a stupid thing, Maruyama get attacked by the monster!
34. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:05 [通報] +343 -4
TOKIO and Arashi always act in 5 person.
V6 can be divided into Tonisen and Kamisen. And also, Kamisen (mainly Miyake) might run out of control (lol)
35. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:21:21 [通報] +369 -2
After Mary, as the princess, was kidnaped, Matchy doesn't have any motivation anymore.
43. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:23:00 [通報] +602 -7
The default costume is all see-through
52. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:25:46 [通報] +396 -4
Matsuko [Deluxe] is stopping them in the village!
He only gives hint to Murakami..
53. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:25:51 [通報] +266 -6
If you put Murakami in the party, the boss Matsuko will come out!
57. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:27:03 [通報] +296 -1
Sometimes, "YOU are so slow, so slow!" a misterious echo can be heard...
62. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:27:45 [通報] +228 -2
>>53
Since the one in Johnny's that Matsuko like the most is Matsuoka. Then Boss-Matsuko will take on Matsuoka.
After Matsuoka, he will take Murakami and Ninomiya.
64. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:29:29 [通報] +224 -2
This topic is hilarious!
65. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:29:45 [通報] +256 -9
Koichi → use fire-magic attribute
Tsuyoshi → use water-magic attribute
If you want to level up, then they should cast the magic of two people.
[COUGH, WHAT, WHY?! BUT YEAH~! <3 lol]
68. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:30:54 [通報] +459 -1
A monster will be paused if heard Nakai singing (lol)
76. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:33:52 [通報] +245 -8
In Arashi's party, Nino is in charge.
The other four will always saying, "what should we do?! What should we do?!" (lol)
79. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:38:04 [通報] +255 -9
When NEWS member are talking
ONE OK ROCK's music begins to flow
And if they continue talking, Shinichi Mori appeared...
[If you don't know, Shinichi Mori is TAKA's father, lol]
98. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:49:56 [通報] +243 -3
If Ohno and Nakai met, they always quarrel
106. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:52:07 [通報] +162 -2
~Please choose a weapon~
Tegomass
A.B.C.-Z
Arashi
KAT-TUN
113. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:53:25 [通報] +130 -4
>>106
Sexy Zone
119. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:55:43 [通報] +99 -1
Matchy = cheat mode
All small monster surrender themselves and a lot of weapons will be fallen.
However, your comrades's HP and MP will be absorbed by him.
127. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 13:59:20 [通報] +102 -5
>>106
Johnny's WEST' Banana too!
Please treat us well~
128. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:00:38 [通報] +244 -3
Kisumai using roller skate to moving fast.
129. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:01:08 [通報] +254 -5
Kinki have wings on their back (Boku no Senaka ni wa Hane ga Aru)
[NICE HAHAHA XD]
131. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:01:32 [通報] +251 -3
V6 will dancing in a circle (Wa ni Natte Odorou)
[OMG LOL]
147. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:08:25 [通報] +259 -3
Tsuyoshi, MatsuJun, Kamenashi, Yamada; if they're in one party
It will become Easy Mode
[KINDAICHI TEAM~! XD]
148. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:09:20 [通報] +211 -3
TOKIO will make a town and Freeter-Ninomiya will buy a house
[HAHAHAHAHAH!! This is too much XD (lol)]
153. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:14:03 [通報] +206 -4
It's bad! If you crossed party between SMAP and Kinki
They will stuck!
Like this? (lol)
165. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:20:14 [通報] +131 -5
If you use Tsuyoshi, somehow you automatically could track Koichi (lol)
Tsuyoshi can transform into White Dragon or nice funky person...
and caught Koichi that still flying (lol)
[OMG LOL, I get Tsuyoshi's but Koichi is flying?! SHOCK-material? lol]
167. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:23:36 [通報] +181 -6
Kanjani8 if they using the spell well, they turn into Eight Ranger
And when wrong, they will become a girl version (lol)
170. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:28:37 [通報] +44 -9
~SMAP~
Nakai = Wizard (Magic Attack)
Kimura = Heroes (Long Sword)
Inagaki = Magician (Recovery Magic)
Kusanagi = Raver (Auxiliary Magic)
Shingo = Martial Arts (Axe)
~TOKIO~
Joshima = Sorcerer
Yamaguchi = Martial Arts (Hammer)
Kokubun = Raver
Matsuoka = Assassin
Nagase = Heroes
174. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:32:54 [通報] +123 -6
~V6~
Sakamoto = Swordsman
Nagano = Sorcerer
Inohara = Summoner
Morita = Shaman
Miyake = Raver
Okada = Martial Arts (bare hands)
~Kinki Kids~
Koichi = Magic Swordsman (attack)
Tsuyoshi = Summoner
176. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:35:32 [通報] +50 -18
~Arashi~
Ohno = Martial Arts (Apprentice)
Matsumoto = Heroes
Sakurai = Sorcerers
Aiba = Raver
Ninomiya = Shaman
~TakiTsuba~
Takizawa = Heroes
Tsubasa = Assassin
190. 匿名 2016/02/15(月) 14:46:24 [通報] +112 -1
If it's GAME OVER, don't worry...
EE JANAIKA♪ EE JANAIKA♪
By Johnny's West (lol)
Sorry it's so messed up (lol)
And atually, a little nice pic here~
(Mabo... is that you?! XD)
(Kanjani8's RPG will be like this~)
(Hell, Koichi looks so strong if it's like this. I might use him if Johnny's really make the game lol)
(Just ignore my words below if you don't know anything about RPG, really, lol)
And for meee~ yeah, I don't know why but I think Koichi's ATK, AGI and DEX are really high. For Tsuyoshi, as he's a magic-user type, his MAG, MGDEF and INT are higher than others. And if you put them together, it will be really great. Koichi's short type and Tsuyoshi long/supporting type. Omg. That's best combination ever. And if I should choose the other as a party, then I pick Matsuoka or Tsubasa since they are an assassin... Now, I've just realized there's no long-bow type here and a defender... ah, Yamaguchi and Okada looks like they have a high DEF and VIT so maybe I'll pick one of them too. And also! This is basically just my opinion though. And maybe a little bit biased so it looks like I making Kinki Kids as a gary-sue character. But hey! Some people in the threads said the same too, so I think I'm not the only one who think that Kinki is a strong character.
Ok, now Koichi is a swordsman. But He also can use magic. Not as strong as a wizard or other magic-user but still. He has magic attribute in his weapon. And as for Tsuyoshi... not only have magic to attack, but he also can use healing magic... and can summon some monster too... Now look at both of them. If they are put together... strong enough to kill monster just two of them, because we don't need supporter here. Tsuyoshi can heal and Koichi's attack is great. Tsuyoshi magic is also counted as attack too. Wow. Such a great combination don't you think?
If it's compared to TakiTsuba combination... no, both of them are "Attack" type. If one of them get hurt, you will lose many HP-potion to just kill a boss, don't you think? And yeah~ that's why I said Kinki Kids is strong. Just two of them is enough to clear the game. Aaah, I hope I can make RPG game one day. Impossible though since I'm not a programmer :"))
Pardon me, friends. I'm so into game actually (lol). A
I know I'm weird. I know I'm a freak gamer. Alright. Just ignore this post if you hate me TwT)/
I feel bad that if some of the Johnny's group aren't there. The one who always come up are TOKIO. For younger group, I think they were talking about it there, but I'm not in the mood to translate them (lol) sorry... orz
You can check yourself...
Last but least, here's the SOURCE
Sorry for bothering you with this post (lol)
I feel so bad posting this kind of thing since my gamer side will come up to the surface :"D
Have a good day~
Mikurira